There was once an old codger called Biden,

Dodgy ballots they say he was a-hiden,

Though he was a rather sleepy chum,

Who could barely wipe his own bum,

And I’ve heard he has wetter kecks than Poseidon.

There was once a cuck called Trudeau,

Who was scared of trucks and tows,

All day they would honk,

As Klaus ordered him on,

So he froze all their banks and cried on.

There was once a Congresswoman called AOC,

A bug-eyed socialist and challenged mentally,

They say she's an actor,

Who abandoned her abuela,

And criticism just means you just want her romantically.

There was once a President whose mind was unmeasured,

Sniffin' kids was his all-time pleasure,

This senile old creep,

Went on national TV,

And vowed to restore "truinanashabadeprezure".

There was once a crackhead called Hunter,

Who smoked parmasan to feed the white hunger,

Distracted by footjobs,

He forgot to retrieve his laptop,

Now Ukraine's in a panic and going under.

There was once a diary that got teef'd,

Belonging to Ashley Biden apparently,

Her dad scored 81 million votes,

(Which was totally not a hoax, folks!)

And now her shower habits have got the Feds on O'Keefe.

There was once a drama queen called AOC,

Who thought Jan 6th was a personal siege,

Though she was nowhere near the Capitol,

When the Shaman bust through so fanatical,

I bet she was snogging Ted Cruz in the tunnels underneath.

There was once a big faker called Jussie,

Who created a rather large fussy,

He staged a fake hate crime,

With black Trumpers and binds,

I doubt he'll find jail "MAGA country."

There was once a group called Antifa,

Full of soy boys, Commie's and tranny divas,

They were funded by Soros,

(Who worships Moloch not Horus),

And they're all as menacing as Queen Latifah.

There was once a cult called QAnon,

(Though no-one knows who or where the leader's from),

They are so dangerous to our democracy,

(All day they trade memes of a frog called Pepe!!)

And don't even ask about Uranium 1.

Anyone wanna continue? lol