Oh my goodness, flashbacks from childhood and my great granny! God rest her soul.

My cousin was in peewee baseball, one day our gGranny said boy if you worked as hard "in the word" as you do with that ball & stick you could float to the next base and not a soul nor spirit could catch you!

His face kinda contorted, eyes got big as saucers, but he said nothing. Everyone on that porch, including me!, just new he'd just had a revelation sent straight from the heavens! gGranny finally says "well... Spit it out son!"

He finally says, "I don't think the couch is gonna like that much Ma'am, don't think we're allowed to fly that's why we have to be able to run real fast and slide!".

His Daddy slapped him in the back of the head (which I did not understand because it made pretty good sense to me, at the time!)

God Bless You and all your Cats! (Wife and I feed and provide a shelter and medical for all the strays in our neighborhood area)

Yes… that’s it..