Confession: my first thought, upon seeing the title of this, was that this must be a discussion about michelle obama.

Now do Biden:

"If you... uh... attack my uh... sniffs and rubs nose Ukraine... yeah... oh... who am I taking questions from today? pulls crumpled list from his butt pocket Biden is said to have told the Russian leader, "I will, uh, impose economic sanctions"

Putin reportedly scoffed "Russia is already self-sufficient," leading Biden to say, "well, I'll send my son, the smartest man in the world, to show you up how it's done, yeah..."