18 () posted 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz +18 / -0 16 comments share 16 comments share save hide report block hide replies
clean up on isle 17
We have them already.been around a few years now.theyre aggravating and creepy as fuck!
Kill all humans, kill all humans.... BEEP BEEP
What purpose do they serve? Distraction from food prices? Are they sweepers? Are they child proof cuz they would be climbed and buttons pushed...
syringe + water + injected at right spot = robot death
A few stones on the floor and they get stuck?
Looks stupid and slow. Will cause shopping cart traffic jams. Probably just more spying on us.
Time for some malicious product rearranging. Push things to the backs of shelves, turn things upside down, and move products to incorrect shelves.
I suppose it would be too much to pour corn syrup on the floor in front of one. :)
I must exterminate! I must exterminate!
They use them to take inventory of the shelves and then they order product based on inventory!
Oh yeah, the green hat and googly eyes make it seem SO HUMAN LIKE, it's astonishing! That thing is gonna end up on aisle 7 with its head caved in.
Robot tipping is a thing, right ?