Damn youngins these days, with their Unhealthy lifestyles...
Thinking they’re immortal...
...trick riding their crotch rockets without a helmet...running meth labs out of their shitty little apartments...cave diving for human remains...thinking life jackets are for losers...making backyard jackass videos with fireworks and fuel...drunk driving...base jumping...solo climbing...going to Alaska to feed the bears...dating Floridaman...following CDC vaccination guidelines...
You wanna earn yourself a Darwin Award-?! Cause THAT’S how you earn yourself a Darwin Award!!
Damn youngins these days, with their Unhealthy lifestyles...
Thinking they’re immortal...
...trick riding their crotch rockets without a helmet...running meth labs out of their shitty little apartments...cave diving for human remains...thinking life jackets are for losers...making backyard jackass videos with fireworks and fuel...drunk driving...base jumping...solo climbing...going to Alaska to feed the bears...dating Floridaman...following CDC vaccination guidelines...
You wanna earn yourself a Darwin Award-?! Cause THAT’S how you earn yourself a Darwin Award!!