Covid walked into Epstein's cell just before door lock time. So, there they were, trapped in the cell together, Epstein and Covid.
So, they got to chit-chatting. And Epstein got to bragging about all the sex stuff. Covid got chubbed and started pushing up on Epstein.
So, Epstein is running around and dodging Covid in the cell, trying to play for time until the doors open again.
But, Epstein got cornered. So, in order to keep Covid from going all deep throating on him, Epstein tied off a choker to seal that shit up. So, Covid just fliped Epstein and went in the other end.
And that is how Epstein got rolled, fucked, and dead.
True story.
You just read it on the internet. and you know the internet never lies.
Epstein perhaps!?!?!? MAYBE!!???
Epstein died of Covid?? Man those side effects are killer.
Epstein was killed by Covid, indirectly.
You see? it went like this.
Covid walked into Epstein's cell just before door lock time. So, there they were, trapped in the cell together, Epstein and Covid.
So, they got to chit-chatting. And Epstein got to bragging about all the sex stuff. Covid got chubbed and started pushing up on Epstein.
So, Epstein is running around and dodging Covid in the cell, trying to play for time until the doors open again.
But, Epstein got cornered. So, in order to keep Covid from going all deep throating on him, Epstein tied off a choker to seal that shit up. So, Covid just fliped Epstein and went in the other end.
And that is how Epstein got rolled, fucked, and dead.
True story.
You just read it on the internet. and you know the internet never lies.
LOL
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