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posted ago by DonSpectacularis ago by DonSpectacularis +329 / -2

One, you're not a lab rat for experimental gene therapy.

Two, you don't have a chip on your shoulder, well, quite literally.

Three, you have the intelligence to discern between what is right, and what just isn't.

Four, you can think for yourself, judge for yourself, and, above all, decide for yourself.

Five, you have the courage to stand up for yourself against all odds.

Six, having enough courage to do the right thing is one thing, having enough courage to stand up even against all types and forms of peer pressure is yet another.

Seven, having courage to not give in to peer pressure is one thing, having the courage to even risk losing and disconnecting from all of your nearest and dearest loved ones is yet another.

Eight, neither of the above mentioned forms of courage even really come close to having enough courage to literally put your very livelihood, your very life at stake for what is right.

Nine, having compassion towards those who shunned you, snitched against you, mocked you, and even backstabbed you, to the point that you're still willing to assist them out of this all when the time comes...

...that, my friends, makes you a fucking saint.

Which then brings us to...

Ten, You discerned and overcame the very GREATEST brainwashing, gaslighting, hypnotising, manufactured mass consensus generating, propaganda campaign (an information war that literally was WW3) in all of recorded human history.

You displayed everything from courage and compassion to intelligence and seamless adaptability, along with healthy doses of patience, digital warfare skills, research and analysis skills...without losing the LOVE held within your very hearts.


You're more than just a pureblood sperm donor, fren. Your PRICE TAGS read PRICELESS, and it is apt that you're the ONLY ONE that is allowed (and even able) to breed hereafter, because NATURE ALWAYS CARRIES THE VERY BEST AND THE VERY FINEST GENES FORWARD.

Enjoy the show.