Does anyone know a good biologist?
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Laugh all y'all want but all I see is a bunch of vanilla kink shamers hating on this person for their suspected enjoyment of ball torture..... that has got to hurt.
Weirdly enough, as a kid I could sit like that just fine. I dunno how, but I learned to push my junk on top of my legs when I was sitting, so I almost never squished them.
Get a load of Mr. Long Dong McHangers over here! We are not all blessed with pendulous toilet bobbers, ya know. Some of us will not know that glory until well into our 80's!
Dude, I'm right there with you, Man-spreading is the cherry on top of the shit sundae of petty feminist complaints against men. I was just sharing an interesting anecdote, lol.
I am not fighting with you, it just stung a little, ya know... Got like 40 more years before I get to feel the tiny cooling ripples of a crisp turd fueled wave lap the base of my sack before violently shooting back into my body!
Now I am curious if the signal from my ass on the cold seat would alert my balls before they take the cold plunge or will it be cannon balls teabaggin the surface until my slow nervous system realizes that something is cold and wet that shouldn't be. Is it worse than wet socks?
I guess some questions can only be answered with time. Now more curious than ever as to why ball lifts are not more mainstream, perhaps it is an experience worth repeating every morning!
Also, glorious roast, lmao.