Does anyone know a good biologist?
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Dude, I'm right there with you, Man-spreading is the cherry on top of the shit sundae of petty feminist complaints against men. I was just sharing an interesting anecdote, lol.
I am not fighting with you, it just stung a little, ya know... Got like 40 more years before I get to feel the tiny cooling ripples of a crisp turd fueled wave lap the base of my sack before violently shooting back into my body!
Now I am curious if the signal from my ass on the cold seat would alert my balls before they take the cold plunge or will it be cannon balls teabaggin the surface until my slow nervous system realizes that something is cold and wet that shouldn't be. Is it worse than wet socks?
I guess some questions can only be answered with time. Now more curious than ever as to why ball lifts are not more mainstream, perhaps it is an experience worth repeating every morning!
Nah, it's cool, I just wanted to soften the blow a little.
my sides...holy shit, my sides...
I can tell you, having had an un-air-conditioned bathroom in texas a time or two that Ron White was right about heated toilet seats lmao.
HAHAHA!!!
Bro, is the toilet water heated too? With the advance of technology I worry that it might be over looked and I am not sure that my body will be able to handle a warm, soothing seat while simultaneously giving the boys a tour of the abyss. I fear an existential crisis might arise. Is that really how those people die on the toilet? Preheated the seat like a Chad but forgot to temper their balls for the unexpected ice bucket challenge? I imagine that could quite possibly kill a man.
Bet the Japanese models could hook your boys up with a warm water toilet.
shockingly, m'fellows don't hang that low, though the hood ornament sometimes scrapes the front of the bowl if you take my meaning.