Does anyone know a good biologist?
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Bro, is the toilet water heated too? With the advance of technology I worry that it might be over looked and I am not sure that my body will be able to handle a warm, soothing seat while simultaneously giving the boys a tour of the abyss. I fear an existential crisis might arise. Is that really how those people die on the toilet? Preheated the seat like a Chad but forgot to temper their balls for the unexpected ice bucket challenge? I imagine that could quite possibly kill a man.
Bet the Japanese models could hook your boys up with a warm water toilet.
but would I get anything done? I already sit so much!
shockingly, m'fellows don't hang that low, though the hood ornament sometimes scrapes the front of the bowl if you take my meaning.
That is such an eerie experience!
I definitely couldn't handle a warm seat and cold water! Thankfully I only have to worry about that when I wake up before I wake up. I am beginning to be pretty darn greatful for my small junk. So many hindrances I wasn't aware of!
still get the poop splashback? lmao
That is mostly an experience that I anticipate at some point or another, but I have had one or two hit the water just right that I get a drop or two shot up inside and I am not sure that I fully support the use of a bidet. Perhaps it is more pleasant when the stream is constant but, from my limited experience, no thanks!