Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there with my beard

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Hollyweird.

In West Philadelphia born and raised

Where my superintendent father fixed my grades

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool

And all shootin' an 8-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom knew I was queer.

She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Hollyweird"

He's rich? Hell that's all you had to say,

So she packed my suitcase full of trojans and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

I walked up to an agent and said "We might as well kick it"

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking malt liquor out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of Hollyweird living like?

Hmm, this might be alright

But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

Gee I hope so.

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Hollyweird.