Rep. Cawthorn went about this entirely the wrong way.
He should have agreed to attend the D.C. lawmaker orgy... and invited a date.
Then go to the dirtiest street corner in D.C. and pick up the most STD infested hooker he can find.
Clean her up, buy her an new dress and give her $1,000 to attend the orgy with you... with a bonus of $200 for every lawmaker she has sex with while there.
He would never be invited to another orgy after that.
Rep. Cawthorn went about this entirely the wrong way.
He should have agreed to attend the D.C. lawmaker orgy... and invited a date. Then go to the dirtiest street corner in D.C. and pick up the most STD infested hooker he can find.
Clean her up, buy her an new dress and give her $1,000 to attend the orgy with you... with a bonus of $200 for every lawmaker she has sex with while there.
He would never be invited to another orgy after that.