Ted Lieu doesn’t even seem like he’s in the inner circle of the pedophile club. He seems like he’s outside with his face pressed against the glass looking at Clinton and Pelosi and the other pedophiles with big, sad, slightly crossed puppy dog eyes. I could imagine this loser begging to be let in, promising he will only rape the leftover pizza they are done with. They’re like, “Sorry Ted, you got that bad haircut and those gooky eyes. No one wants you here. Go find your own kid to rape.”