Ka-ba-ba-boom! Looks like it's time to turn the billion-watt lights on Kevin McCarthy to see what he's been up to.

When I saw Trey Gowdy questioning the veracity of Cawthorn's claims, it made me angry. "So who are these orgy-going cocain-sniffing congressmen, hmmm? If these allegations are real, tell us who they are or shut up and wheel yourself back to your freshman office." (paraphrased) I can't figure out what side that man is on sometimes, but he might have been goading Cawthorn to get a ball rolling.

In any case, I tend to agree. I don't want to hear anymore "bad things are happening" allegations. I want to see names, places, dates, videos, audio recordings, corroborating testimony, total embarrassment, loss of influence, loss of positions, well-crafted prosecutions, and convictions for crimes (with meaningful punishments, rather than a smart pat on the behind with a wink from judges like Judge Jackson). I want nothing less than to know which Capitol chamber seats have the giant Randy Marsh deuces under them and how bad they smell.