There should actually be laws banning ALL sex education in elementary school.

We never had any of it, not one tiny shred. And yet, I found some way to become the stud of the century. Just kidding, I'm not THAT old yet!!

There should literally be zero mention of sex, sexuality, sexual preference, gender identity, gonads, genitals, pudenda, homosexuality, bestiality, the teacher's private sex life, the teacher's public sex life, sex with kids, pornography, none of it.

Sole exception, teach little kids never to let anyone touch them where a swimsuit would cover, that's their special private region, and immediately tell on them if they do, no matter what they say. That's it. No reasoning needed. It's just special. Why? You'll find out when you're older. For now, BE A KID FFS