They all say similar things but not the same. Variations include "asymptomatic" v "mild symptoms" and "thankful" v "grateful." I noticed Pelosi's tweet said she "received" a negative test "this week" and then tested positive. It's worded very strangely. Finally, people either say they are closely following CDC guidelines, or they don't say anything at all about this.

What do you all think? I suspect that positive test means under indictment or something and asymptomatic might mean subpoenaed but not yet charged? Following guidelines would mean cooperating? Or maybe not cooperating, i.e., following bad guy guidelines. Or are all of these way too obvious?

They have to mean something. At some point it is mathematically impossible for all of them to catch the coof at the same time. And if you set comms aside, is the fact that Joe Biden's sister has COVID really newsworthy? I didn't even know he had a sister.