134 Buy an electric bike they said. It'll be fun they said... (twitter.com) posted 2 years ago by Zappo 2 years ago by Zappo +135 / -1 63 comments share 63 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I choose yelling at the fire to simply stop....while flailing. Doesnt work very well.
Curse words. Many curse words.
Maybe try asking the fire nicely for its pronouns. Maybe it identifies as a waterfall. Maybe it just wants someone to swim in it for once in its life.
This is the correct response. Yell "THIS IS TRUMPS FAULT" at it and that sometimes shames the fire into stopping.