Travis likes to stick things in his anus. Sharp things. Shiny things. Random dead things he finds along the freeway. He’s an adventurer, that Travis.
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Once, he discovered a social media site that allowed statements of reality and reason. This frightened young Travis—and his anally destructive urges. Soon after, Travis earned expulsion for spreading his ass SO far, and SO wide that it defied cyberspace.
Please say a prayer for poor Travis, because he’s nothing now but a gaping prolapse online anus.
Travis likes to stick things in his anus. Sharp things. Shiny things. Random dead things he finds along the freeway. He’s an adventurer, that Travis.
🧨
Once, he discovered a social media site that allowed statements of reality and reason. This frightened young Travis—and his anally destructive urges. Soon after, Travis earned expulsion for spreading his ass SO far, and SO wide that it defied cyberspace.
Please say a prayer for poor Travis, because he’s nothing now but a gaping prolapse online anus.