Sorry if this isn't the right place to ask this, but last night I hooked up with a girl who's been triple jabbed. I remember reading somewhere that whatever is in the vaccine that is giving people health troubles can be transmitted sexually. Is that true? I feel dumb asking this but I can't stop thinking about it.
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A guy I know hooked up with a triple jabbed chick. Said she was smoking hot and couldn’t resist the opportunity. This guy is a middle school math teacher. So, a couple of weeks after the hook up he was at work in front of the class writing on the chalkboard. Suddenly, he feels a sharp pain in his groin, he has to lean against the wall to keep from falling over. Then as he tried to make his way back to his desk he felt something brush against his ankle. Then to his horror, he saw his penis come sliding out of his pant leg and roll across the floor. No shit!!!! Dude’s dick fell off, right there in front of his math class. Sorry man, depending on how long ago you hook up was, you’ve got two weeks tops before your dick falls off. On the bright side, without that little thing to distract you, you’ll have a lot more time to cruse GW.win.
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