I know that's not really what you meant, but hey, just wanted to get people thinking. And it's probably true.

The whole "what's a continent" thing always sort of bothered me from 5th grade on. A little seed of a red pill that eventually brought me here. I mean, it's all in the definition and nobody agrees where Europe ends. They even hosted the Eurovision Awards in Kazakhstan a few years back.

By another definition, you could say Tyson Fury.