Well, all the main ones are obvious. But something has to be done about HVPS. High-Velocity Poop Syndrome affects dozens of people. (Sometimes known as Extreme Fecal Momentum). How can these people live quality lives when they are constantly shattering the porcelain in their toilets? Most HVPS'ers have to dig a 20ft deep latrine in their back yard. Even the infants cursed with this affliction are forced to endure uncomfortably reinforced diapers. I have even heard tell of one unfortunate father who lost an eye before he could seal the diaper.
And before any of you smart-alecks crack wise about this, believe me when I tell you I have heard all the jokes. You won't be smirking when you imagine the disaster awaiting one of these people if they aren't able to hold it while they're on a plane.
Well, all the main ones are obvious. But something has to be done about HVPS. High-Velocity Poop Syndrome affects dozens of people. (Sometimes known as Extreme Fecal Momentum). How can these people live quality lives when they are constantly shattering the porcelain in their toilets? Most HVPS'ers have to dig a 20ft deep latrine in their back yard. Even the infants cursed with this affliction are forced to endure uncomfortably reinforced diapers. I have even heard tell of one unfortunate father who lost an eye before he could seal the diaper.
And before any of you smart-alecks crack wise about this, believe me when I tell you I have heard all the jokes. You won't be smirking when you imagine the disaster awaiting one of these people if they aren't able to hold it while they're on a plane.