You don't have to go to the theater to see 2000 Mules.
For $20 you can watch it on any web browser at home.
They're going to open the dashboard 3 days before the event so you can test your devices and make sure you can watch.
https://secure.2000mules.com/event/2000-mules-virtual-premiere
Tailgate party! Make sure to bring the big cut-out cardboard of Trump with a 'TRUMP WON' flag!