Gas station drama and how I contributed
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There was a foreigner filling up their Prius. Another dude pulled up in his loud sounding car. Nice car. While he was filling up the foreigner started on his case telling him that he is wasting gas and terrible for the environment and really needs to get a car that does guzzle so much gas. While she too was consuming gas. He walked away from her and continued on his way. Then she started calling him American Scum, in America.... So he turned around and told her, "then go back to where you came from and stop harassing me". So all I knew how to be productive for what I was witnessing was slowly creeping by in my car blasting Yankee doodle and thanked the guy for being American scum and he replied proud to be.
Yankee Doodle Dandy is the original 'All Your Memes'. It was a British song sung at the stupid rag tag Americans. Yankee was the derogatory term they used. Doodle meaning dumb. A dandy in those days was what the British called sodomites. Macaroni was the term they used to describe these dandies who preferred fancy dress:
"Such a figure, essenced and perfumed, with a bunch of lace sticking out under its chin, puzzles the common passenger to determine the thing’s sex,” Town and Country declared of the macaronis in 1772. “And many a time an honest laboring porter has said, ‘By your leave, madam,’ without intending to give offense."
The macaronies wore the tallest white wig possible sometimes with a tiny top hat. They were basically calling Americans raggedly dressed homos who were so poor and stupid they thought a feather in their cap was the height of fashion.
And then they started to lose to those stupid raggedy faggots. Before long the Americans changed the lyrics and began to sing it back at the retreating humiliated British.
Very patriotic of you, and one would expect nothing less than an 'All Your Memes' response from someone on this board!
User name checks out. Thanks. I learneded.
Kek. Thanks. The whole song is great. "Yankee Doodle came to town", calling them country bumkins. Sound familiar?
"Riding on a pony". A little horse. Picture it. Now the lyrics are about Washington on a stallion.
"Dandies" becomes ...."and with the girls be handy!" lol Love this kind of stuff.
Also this was the version I was blasting
https://youtu.be/zey-Rfj9L_E
Lol.
Not for long.
Oh. I was thinking maybe naming it macaroni was just because we are American and that's how we roll. Like 2 weeks ago it snowed. I said outloud "man I don't know how the ground hog predicts it right every year" and an actually commie, I saw them get frustrated and I wasn't even doing that on purpose lolol