1 Did Your Mom Abort You? Take The Quiz!

https://babylonbee.com/news/did-your-mom-abort-you-take-the-quiz

2 Progressive Dusts Off 'My Body, My Choice' Sign She Put In Storage At Beginning Of The Pandemic

https://babylonbee.com/news/hello-again-old-friend-progressive-dusts-off-my-body-my-choice-sign-she-put-in-storage-at-beginning-of-the-pandemic

3 Report: Biden Infrastructure Plan Now Includes $300 Million To Bail Out Essential Looters

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-biden-infrastructure-plan-now-includes-300-million-to-bail-out-looters

4 Start Freaking Out: Here Are 10 New Variants You Should Be Super Worried About

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-ten-new-variants-you-should-be-super-worried-about

5 25 Things More Effective Than The COVID Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/25-things-more-effective-than-the-covid-vaccine

6 Amazing New Plant-Based Meat Tastes Like Real Meat To People Who Have Obviously Never Eaten Meat

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazing-vegetarian-product-tastes-like-meat-to-people-who-have-obviously-never-eaten-meat

7 Effectiveness Of Masks Questioned With New Study Showing High Death Rate For Stormtroopers

https://babylonbee.com/news/effectiveness-of-masks-questioned-with-new-study-showing-high-death-rate-for-stormtroopers

8 'Pfizer+' Monthly Booster Subscription Program Announced

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-monthly-booster-subscription-program-announced

9 Terrifying Consequences Of Overturning Roe V. Wade

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-terrifying-consequences-of-roe-being-overturned

10 Demons Of Hell Unanimously Agree About Value Of ‘Gender-Affirming Care’ For Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/demons-of-hell-unanimously-agree-about-value-of-gender-affirming-care-for-children

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