Customer (sheepishly): scans the passport reluctantly
Cashier (embarassed for the customer): Sir, it looks like you only fucked around with 2 women last week and so your card has been disabled. Please finish your quota and then you can buy your groceries
Customer: I fucked around with a lot more, I swear. Just sadly, they all turned out to be trannies and didnt count. Can you pleeeeease make an exception? My kids have been starving for days ... pleeeeeeease
At the supermarket checkout:
Cashier: Please scan your "fuck around passport"
Customer (sheepishly): scans the passport reluctantly
Cashier (embarassed for the customer): Sir, it looks like you only fucked around with 2 women last week and so your card has been disabled. Please finish your quota and then you can buy your groceries
Customer: I fucked around with a lot more, I swear. Just sadly, they all turned out to be trannies and didnt count. Can you pleeeeease make an exception? My kids have been starving for days ... pleeeeeeease