I will travel to the depths of the Congo to capture a live male silverback gorilla during mating season, while wearing nothing but steel toe boots, a beard and a smug grin if it helped you in making this scenario a reality, if only to offer said gorilla as the official mascot of this tv channel.
The internet had a meeting and we unanimously decided to declare you the winner of the interwebz today.
I will travel to the depths of the Congo to capture a live male silverback gorilla during mating season, while wearing nothing but steel toe boots, a beard and a smug grin if it helped you in making this scenario a reality, if only to offer said gorilla as the official mascot of this tv channel.
The internet had a meeting and we unanimously decided to declare you the winner of the interwebz today.
no sock either.