1 Biden Repeats False Claim He Once Had An Abortion

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-repeats-false-claim-he-once-had-an-abortion

2 In Search Of A Cleaner Fuel, Bernie Sanders Experiments With Burning Giant Pile Of Tax Dollars

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-search-of-a-cleaner-fuel-leftist-experiments-with-burning-giant-pile-of-tax-dollars

3 Infrastructure Bill Stalled Until Someone Can Look Up What Number Comes After Trillion

https://babylonbee.com/news/infrastructure-bill-stalled-until-someone-can-look-up-what-number-comes-after-trillion

4 Insiders Say Biden 'Really Crapping His Pants' Over Dem Election Losses

https://babylonbee.com/news/insiders-say-biden-worried-about-dem-election-losses-hes-really-crapping-his-pants

5 Republicans And Democrats Finally Brought Together By Chance To Spend Your Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-and-democrats-finally-brought-together-by-chance-to-spend-your-money

6 Biden Demands Whoever The President Is Take Full Responsibility For This Mess

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-demands-whoever-the-president-is-take-full-responsibility-for-this-mess

7 Reeeeeeee! Raaaawwwwwrrrr! Phththththththth! Blaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!—Op-Ed By Keith Olbermann

https://babylonbee.com/news/reeeeeeee-raaaawwwwwrrrr-phththththththth-blaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhop-ed-by-keith-olbermann

8 Joe Biden Claims He Is Only Human Left On Earth Not Killed By Gun Violence

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-claims-he-is-only-human-left-not-killed-by-gun-violence

9 ‘Mr. Biden, Why Are You A Total Loser?’ Asks New White House Reporter Ronald Crump

https://babylonbee.com/news/mr-biden-why-are-you-a-total-loser-asks-new-white-house-reporter-ronald-crump

10 Worried About Roe Getting Overturned? Avoid Getting Pregnant With This One Foolproof Trick!

https://babylonbee.com/news/worried-about-roe-getting-overturned-avoid-getting-pregnant-with-this-one-foolproof-trick

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