1 11 Thoughtful Mother's Day Gifts You Can Get At The Gas Station On The Way Home From Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-thoughtful-mothers-day-gifts-you-can-get-at-the-gas-station-on-the-way-home-from-church

2 '1984' Prequel Released Where People Beg Big Brother To Take Away Their Rights To Protect Them From Virus

https://babylonbee.com/news/1984-prequel-announced-where-people-beg-big-brother-to-take-away-their-rights-to-protect-them-from-virus

3 Police Warn Of Increase In Boring Murders That Would Never Make A Good Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-warn-of-increase-in-boring-murders-that-would-never-make-a-good-podcast

4 Wife Spends Afternoon Online Trying To Decide What Husband Will Get Her For Mother’s Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-spends-entire-afternoon-on-line-trying-to-decide-what-husband-will-get-her-for-mothers-day

5 JK Rowling Says She Always Imagined The White House Press Secretary As A Gay Black Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/jk-rowling-says-she-always-imagined-the-white-house-press-secretary-as-a-gay-black-woman

6 Dangerous Religious Group Gathers Outside Supreme Court To Demand The Right To Sacrifice Babies

https://babylonbee.com/news/dangerous-religious-group-gathers-outside-supreme-court-to-demand-the-right-to-sacrifice-babies

7 Report: Zero Males Affected As Feminists Go On Sex Strike

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-zero-males-affected-as-liberal-women-go-on-sex-strike

8 Local Woman Using Complex NASA Algorithm To Remember Everything She's Boycotting

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-woman-using-complex-nasa-algorithm-remember-everything-shes-boycotting

9 9 Terrifying Consequences Of Overturning Roe V. Wade

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-terrifying-consequences-of-roe-being-overturned

10 U.S. Ministry of Truth Interrogates Man Who Shared Misinformation

https://youtu.be/3FhCfRdISeU

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