298 () posted 1 year ago by BQnita 1 year ago by BQnita +299 / -1 23 comments share 23 comments share save hide report block hide replies
No matter how hot the occupant, you're still getting the rough end of the deal.
Chairburst: N. Flatulence emitted while seated in chair. Mushroom cloud often causes occupant to take snack break, reheat coffee, etc
Zappa weighs in also:
"You say you can't live with what you've been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you..."
All I can think of is the Rick and Morty episode where one universe the chairs were sentient and humans were furniture😂🤣😂... oh man good times.