At the risk of being burnfagged, I'll leave this here
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Plot twist: SCOTUS throws the resident out
Slow down, I don't want to cum so fast....
Sitting at a restaurant bar eating a slice of pie and now the waitress is pissed I spit half out on the floor. Super KEK.
You spit perfectly good pie out onto the floor?!
Well, dammit. Now I'm mad at you, too.
Guess he needs to learn how to swallow....
pie while laughing. I saw the opportunity and took it