The only people who “pretend” are people who are “PRETENDING” Poopy Pants has 1/3 of a brain cell, can write his name, knows who his wife is, ( hope he hasn’t fucked his sister, either on purpose or by mistaken identity), pretends he can talk coherently without a teleprompter the the size of a Jumbotron,that he knows his name, age, or occupation or can eat ice cream without laughing and having it drip down his face while screaming for people to elect him to the senate because of the thing!