Translation

National governments are limitlessly funded terrorist organizations engaged in an elaborate criminal conspiracy to methodically infect the planet with deadly pathogens engineered for maximum contagion, in order to depopulate and convert Earth into a single global totalitarian slave-state—and to gain complete, unquestioned control over all industry, government functions, scientific institutions, media, societal infrastructure, and all aspects of daily existence for the unfortunate survivor-slaves.

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