Tie him to said afflicted tree. Present the garden implements and demand confession (Inquisition 101), and barring a complete confession, contrition, and pledge to be less of a douche moving forward, begin throwing garden implements at the “tree.” Axe as needed (best saved for last). 🤣
Tie him to said afflicted tree. Present the garden implements and demand confession (Inquisition 101), and barring a complete confession, contrition, and pledge to be less of a douche moving forward, begin throwing garden implements at the “tree.” Axe as needed (best saved for last). 🤣