Idiotic excuses for not homeschooling I have heard when I say we homeschool: "We Can't affffoooorrrrd it!" because both have to work so they can have their giant mansion and pretty cars. "I like having my nails and hair done when they are gone. Plus I would miss my 'me' time" yeah. that. "What are you going to do when they start learning things you don't know and can't teach them??" well, I am going to teach them to learn, and they will be independent. I will not send them to the place that made you such an idiot you don't think you can teach your elementary aged kid anything. I am learning right along with them. "I don't have the patience." Yeah, I don't either. But I do it because they're my kids. "I want to be the parent, and I can't be the parent I want to be if I also have to be the teacher." Yes, yes you can. Figure it out. So many idiots in this world still sending their kids to jail government indoctrination camps. Just stop. Anything you do at home is better than they are getting at the public prison called "school"