I maaaat be dum, but I ain't nor near dat dum!
(media.greatawakening.win)
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I screwed that one up. :) I didn't want to be homeless anymore so I got a full time job and a part time job at 15. I guess I should have just laid down, got on welfare and all the government subsidies and let you guys support me so I could write proper english instead of building a business that I was able to sell to a fortune 100 company. No thanks, I can just hire someone to do that when I need them like I have for the last 40 years. P.S. The ones I hire are usually very pretty and smell good. They smile, they are happy, and they like a man with money. I like that.
They only like a man with money, doesn't matter if you're 200 lbs overweight and smell like you're homeless. You could look like a super chad, but if you're only making $60k a year they won't bother with you.