500 I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t own any firearms. (media.greatawakening.win) posted 2 years ago by DREDD 2 years ago by DREDD +501 / -1 87 comments download share 87 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Brought a length of cord and opened a can of a whoop-ass.
"lord, doest thou need a firearm?"
"and the son of God looked upon his desciple and said, 'LOL, am I not Jesus?'"
I'm pretty sure those are missing verses from the Bible.