500 I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t own any firearms. (media.greatawakening.win) posted 2 years ago by DREDD 2 years ago by DREDD +501 / -1 87 comments download share 87 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Me: what guns are you cleaning?
Friendo: Oh just the ones I took shooting. My AR, my pistols, my AK...
Me: You're cleaning your AK? Why?
Friendo: Now GC while it is true that you can go a whole lifetime without cleaning your AK I want mine to last two lifetime.
Me: Yep... you would be that guy on Judgement Day asking, "Uh I get to keep this right?"
Friendo: Well yes of course. What if God turns out to be a tyrant
Me: almost dying of laughter you're gonna need a bigger gun.