Cankles! Aren't you overdoing it? "Clinton Advisor Found Hanging From Tree with Shotgun Blast to Chest." BOTH hanging from a tree AND shot in the chest?
🤢 These people are sick! 🤮
"Mark Middleton, Bill Clinton’s special advisor from Little Rock, Arkansas who connected the former president to deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died at the age of 59 in early May.
"At first, no details of Middleton’s death were disclosed, however, the case was blown wide open after a FOIA request by Radar Online revealed the former advisor was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest.
"Mr. Middleton was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest and an extension cord wrapped around his neck 30 miles from his Arkansas ranch."
Oh, and this is supposed to be a suicide. I shit you not.
EDIT: The comments got really good on this one.
What?! We need to ban firearms asap!!!
My God. What's it going to take to stop the electrical extension cord deaths? Im calling for a ban. So we can send those extension cords to the Ukrainians
Careful! We only need to ban assault electric cords.
True dat.
At least ban the bump stocks that increase the number of cords that can be used.
Restrict sales only to those with electric cord permits
All my extension cords were lost in boating accidents. Hah! I got to say it first.
Feckin cord grabbers!
Why has no one addressed the trees? Obviously an accessory and should be banned!
And extension cords?
Bingo!!! We are on to something here.
Ropes? Unconscionable. Take them out of the hands of dangerous users. Only contractors are authorized to use ropes. Good God, we wont stand for rope use on a typical Saturday afternoon.