Cankles! Aren't you overdoing it? "Clinton Advisor Found Hanging From Tree with Shotgun Blast to Chest." BOTH hanging from a tree AND shot in the chest?
🤢 These people are sick! 🤮
"Mark Middleton, Bill Clinton’s special advisor from Little Rock, Arkansas who connected the former president to deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died at the age of 59 in early May.
"At first, no details of Middleton’s death were disclosed, however, the case was blown wide open after a FOIA request by Radar Online revealed the former advisor was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest.
"Mr. Middleton was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest and an extension cord wrapped around his neck 30 miles from his Arkansas ranch."
Oh, and this is supposed to be a suicide. I shit you not.
EDIT: The comments got really good on this one.
Wow, 30 miles! That is some extension cord.
That could handle some serious Christmas tree lights.
Hahaha damn that made me crack up. Much needed, thank you
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They had to drive 30 miles before it finally took up the slack :) (you can't hang from a rope with slack :) )