Cankles! Aren't you overdoing it? "Clinton Advisor Found Hanging From Tree with Shotgun Blast to Chest." BOTH hanging from a tree AND shot in the chest?
🤢 These people are sick! 🤮
"Mark Middleton, Bill Clinton’s special advisor from Little Rock, Arkansas who connected the former president to deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died at the age of 59 in early May.
"At first, no details of Middleton’s death were disclosed, however, the case was blown wide open after a FOIA request by Radar Online revealed the former advisor was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest.
"Mr. Middleton was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest and an extension cord wrapped around his neck 30 miles from his Arkansas ranch."
Oh, and this is supposed to be a suicide. I shit you not.
EDIT: The comments got really good on this one.
But this was even trickier! Hanging himself and shooting himself at the same time.
He was just using it at a counterweight. He knew his body would take the slack from the rope so he rigged it up to go up and off as his bodyweight was pulling the rope down. Just in case the hanging didn't work. They didn't teach you this in physics? Pfft, so easy to accomplish. /s
Y’all are all killin me 😂❤️
I thought the shotgun was to defend himself in case someone tried to stop him from hanging?