Cankles! Aren't you overdoing it? "Clinton Advisor Found Hanging From Tree with Shotgun Blast to Chest." BOTH hanging from a tree AND shot in the chest?
🤢 These people are sick! 🤮
"Mark Middleton, Bill Clinton’s special advisor from Little Rock, Arkansas who connected the former president to deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died at the age of 59 in early May.
"At first, no details of Middleton’s death were disclosed, however, the case was blown wide open after a FOIA request by Radar Online revealed the former advisor was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest.
"Mr. Middleton was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest and an extension cord wrapped around his neck 30 miles from his Arkansas ranch."
Oh, and this is supposed to be a suicide. I shit you not.
EDIT: The comments got really good on this one.
Then stuffed himself inside a duffel bag and threw himself off a bridge.
That's what if do if I shot my self in the back of the head twice
Sounds like that commercial with Mayhem.
Killin me 😂
😅🤣😂
Cuz he was embarrassed that his suicide took two shots. He was like, "Ugh I cant even do this right!"
So of course after finishing the job he had no other choice but to try to make sure no one could see the shoddy suicide job he did.