Putin Has Aide Retrieve His Poop and Carry It Around to Prevent Enemies From Discovering Health Problems (I shit you not...howls...sorry I couldn't resist....)
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"to prevent enemies from collecting DNA samples for targeted bioweapons" is a more accurate statement more likely.
Kinda like those swabs they've been sticking up the noses of people for the last two years. Imagine all the DNA data they've collected.
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...winner winner....