SCENE OPEN at Pfizer headquarters executive boardroom. The CEO sits alone in the conference room looking at his laptop computer camera with everyone else looking back via Zoom conferencing.

Pfizer CEO: Damn, the sheep aren't going for the next COVID booster. What do we do????

Pfizer Marketing: Tell them we are destroying the vials. Build sympathy with the gullible ones who will think we care about them and are disposing of unneeded medicine.

Pfizer Customer Service: But what about the vax symptoms? There are ugly boils on people's skin as a direct, confirmed side-effect of our Pfizer covid-19 vaccine. Not to mention the tens of thousands of young people who are dropping dead. Plus we have the whole Justin Bieber thing now. We will be sued for billions.

Pfizer Sales: Who cares about all that?!?! What we need to worry about is all the lost $$$ from the vials no one wants. The sheep must be jabbed every 3 months or I miss my bonus!

Pfizer Marketing: No problem, we will say a new DEADLY VIRUS has just emerged. POOF. It is called Monkeypox. Ugly boils are a symptom. We just gotta re-label our not-thrown-away covid boosters and call them a new monkeypox vaccine...same shot / different name / still mRNA / still deadly

Pfizer CEO: Genius. I'll call Justin Castreau and order him to make the shot mandatory. He gets a piece of every jab because his family owns part of the patents so he will do what I say. Plus he is a total pussy.

Pfizer all: bwahahahahahahahahaha

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