1 Donald Trump To Star In 'Fast And Furious 10: Capitol Riot
2 Trump Smites Rock With Nine-Iron, Causing It To Spew Forth Cheap Gasoline
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-smites-rock-with-nine-iron-causing-it-to-spew-forth-cheap-gasoline
3 Delivery Guy Patiently Waits 'Til You're In Bathroom To Deliver Package That Requires Signature
4 Empire Confiscates Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber Under New Red Flag Law
https://babylonbee.com/news/empire-confiscates-luke-skywalkers-lightsaber-under-new-red-flag-law
5 Winnie The Pooh Has Rifle Confiscated After Congress Passes ‘Red Flag’ Law
https://babylonbee.com/news/winnie-the-pooh-has-rifle-confiscated-after-congress-passes-red-flag-law
6 Nancy Pelosi Recommends Avoiding Pain At The Pump By Becoming A Millionaire Through Insider Trading
7 Democrats Announce 'January 6th Hearings On Ice'
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-january-6-hearings-on-ice
8 Source: Trump Cried Out 'Witness Me!' While Jumping From Car To Blow Up Democrats' War Rig
9 Jan. 6 Committee Says Cassidy Hutchinson Told Them That She Heard Mark Meadows Say That A Secret Service Agent’s Friend’s Cousin’s Husband Once Heard That One Of Trump’s Other Aides Said She Thinks She Heard Him Say He Wanted To 'Do An Insurrection'
10 No One Else At Vatican Able To Receive Communion After Pelosi Drinks All The Wine
...Don't Worry...
...Bee Happy...
Giggles. Thanks!
...doggy winks...
😅🤣. I needed this, especially today
...wags tail joyously.....
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