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posted ago by changeagent ago by changeagent +58 / -0

"My fellow Americans," says the US Army general, "we have seized back control of the Republic from the communists who attempted their coup during the 2020 election. The US will remain under military control in the form of Martial Law through the mid-term elections and the installation of representatives duly elected during that election. The military will ensure proper hand-counting of ballots. The current administration has been detained. Donald Trump will be reinstated on January 23rd and will complete the current Presidential term and be eligible for reelection in 2024. More details will be shared during a formal presentation forthcoming. All financial marrkets will remain closed until July 11th. Thank you, and god Bless America. Oh, and by the way, any thugs causing disruption to civil peace shall be detained if not already shot."

Come on... it's fun to think about.