"β£As meat products disappears from the shelves and the nation grows more ravenous for flesh by the day, far left propaganda news station CNN said last night "it's time to have a national conversation about how we go forward as a country, and the only way we're going to have meat again is to face the hard choices: like which section of the Alt Right do we gobble first?"
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β£Naturally, members of the "Alt Right" were flabbergasted to see their opposition so blatantly call for their death (or "service to the country" as CNN framed it), especially given this was also the side that kept banging on about "uniting" people not so long ago.
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β£"We DO want to unite," a spokesman for CNN assured us this morning. "We want to unite right wingers with our rumbling bellies."
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β£Rumours are now that the Alt Right are planning to make a buffet of their own and coordinate a first strike against the left before those crazy cannibals go all Mad Max on their butts.
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β£Apparently the Proud Boys and QAnon are teaming up into one special supergroup, henceforth known as "ProudAnonymousQBoys" who will go after the far left as apparently "we can't be eating kids, especially BEFORE we've implemented Communism. I mean who do they think they are, Hillary Clinton??"
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β£Although, the left won't be able to play the race card this time because as we all know, the Alt Right are super racist and won't be wanting to eat the dark meat. So African American populations are safe. (Though I've heard right wingers do love a Chinese take-away, which means they'll be back to going after Asians again!)
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β£UPDATE: Whilst on their way to round up Trump supporters for the ovens, Antifa heard a few of their members say they "weren't sure if eating people who just don't want to chop off their kid's dicks was a reasonable move" and subsequently turned on their own - as lefties inevitably do - and began eating the "transphobes, racists and bigots" from within.
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β£Bafflingly, Antifa seemed to have disappeared overnight!"
Bring it on, Chubbs, we've been waiting and preparing for this for YEARS! Bwahahahaha...
Brian Steltzer - a hungry, hungry hippo talking to himself again.
That pedo's mouth looks like the clown from IT.
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"β£As meat products disappears from the shelves and the nation grows more ravenous for flesh by the day, far left propaganda news station CNN said last night "it's time to have a national conversation about how we go forward as a country, and the only way we're going to have meat again is to face the hard choices: like which section of the Alt Right do we gobble first?"
β£ β£Naturally, members of the "Alt Right" were flabbergasted to see their opposition so blatantly call for their death (or "service to the country" as CNN framed it), especially given this was also the side that kept banging on about "uniting" people not so long ago. β£ β£"We DO want to unite," a spokesman for CNN assured us this morning. "We want to unite right wingers with our rumbling bellies."
β£ β£Rumours are now that the Alt Right are planning to make a buffet of their own and coordinate a first strike against the left before those crazy cannibals go all Mad Max on their butts.
β£ β£Apparently the Proud Boys and QAnon are teaming up into one special supergroup, henceforth known as "ProudAnonymousQBoys" who will go after the far left as apparently "we can't be eating kids, especially BEFORE we've implemented Communism. I mean who do they think they are, Hillary Clinton??"
β£ β£Although, the left won't be able to play the race card this time because as we all know, the Alt Right are super racist and won't be wanting to eat the dark meat. So African American populations are safe. (Though I've heard right wingers do love a Chinese take-away, which means they'll be back to going after Asians again!)
β£ β£UPDATE: Whilst on their way to round up Trump supporters for the ovens, Antifa heard a few of their members say they "weren't sure if eating people who just don't want to chop off their kid's dicks was a reasonable move" and subsequently turned on their own - as lefties inevitably do - and began eating the "transphobes, racists and bigots" from within.
β£ β£Bafflingly, Antifa seemed to have disappeared overnight!"
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