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This is a good place to ask questions.
4958 posts covered a lot of topics. None of us can remember everything, but collectively I bet we'll do ok.
Anons are here to help. How can we help you?
I think about that all the time. I always image someone back in 2010 or so reading my future: "You will become obsessed with conspiracy theories. And you will believe [fill in the blank]..."
But if she was really good she'd know they are all true.