I'll agree with you on scarier/worse. But which is funnier? Scientology centers all having a replica of L Ron Hubbard's office maintained exclusively for his use when he rematerializes? Or Mormon magic underwear/personal planet? Okay, Jesus leaving the apostles after his resurrection and instead of ascending to be at the right hand, going to Missouri and chilling with the Cherokee is also pretty funny. But then again, Scientology's scripture does contain the phrase "The clam is a deadly incident", which I can't stop chuckling at.