Parades of floats, celebrating God, Jesus, good family fun. No dicks, no dildos, no weird shit being exposed to kids.

God, fun, wholesome hotdogs and games, parading down the streets as they do. Hetero couples, kids running around, like God intended.

I know it doesn't seem "awesome", but the look on libtard gender bender faces will be priceless. They will be BRIMMING with fury and hatred, screaming foul and discrimination. Just holding up the Cross sends them spiraling with demons.