357 Had this minor "shower thought" on how Suicide Weekend might turn out. Thoughts? (media.greatawakening.win) 🤔💭 Theory 😲💡 posted 2 years ago by catsfive 2 years ago by catsfive +363 / -6 76 comments download share 76 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Step 1👉mass kill off all Twitter bot accounts
Step 2👉claim the rapture took the “missing people”
Step 4👉add shill politician disclaimer that it was probably alien abduction. (insert bogus ufo footage with Jesus driving the ship)
Step 5👉parade SAD Hollywood shills crying Jesus didn’t take them away in his spaceship too—tho they are SO deserving of heaven
Step 6👉force Elon Musk to buy empty Twitter anyway. Laugh like Mr Burns.
⭐️Bonus points for worldwide pissing off Christians, and starting a sheeple-alien-cult
The rapture. Kek. Fiction can be fun and it would be just like them to emulate a fallacy.
Its like a Jim Jones ritual, probably a lot of alphabet people would follow suit...actually...that gives me an idea...